Marvel one-liners (x)

This is me with my dog every single fricken time. 

Marvel one-liners (x)

This is me with my dog every single fricken time. 

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napoleonbonerhard:

WHY ARE THESE TOTALLY AWESOME BOX SETS ON MY DASH?

Because, they’re free. Duh.

So yeah, GIVEAWAY! WOOHOO! I’m having a kickass, awesome, fantastic week (and I’m also terrible with keeping money) which is great for you because you can get this super sweet awesome stuff just by sitting in your bedroom. That’s right, all those hours of mindlessly scrolling have finally paid off.

So what the hell do we have here?

There are three separate prizes here

AVENGERS BLU-RAY BOX SET HOLY CHEESE NIPS

Yep, this baby represents my tumblr in the fullest way possible, so of course it would be the first prize available.

This shit costs $186 sweet captain kirk’s nipples that’s awesome

YEAH WELL WAIT FOR THIS

Harry Potter Ultimate Wizard’s Box Set

My love for Harry Potter will never die. Ever. AND IT HAD BETTER NOT FOR YOU, EITHER. If it seems like it’s dying down, little by little - well, I’m sure this box set will make it shit it’s pants with joy.

This baby costs $349 oooh child fan me, I’m gettin’ overwhelmed!

WHO ARE YOU? THE DOCTOR. DOCTOR WHO?

EXACTLY.

The complete Doctor Who series 1-4 box set, oh my lawd.

This includes many extremely beautiful people such as NINE, ROES MINUS DRUGS, TEN JESUS FUCK PERFECTION IS TEN, MARTHA JONES, DONNA FUCKING NOBLE, AND ALSO WILF.

This heartwrenching saga is $139 but it’s okay because I brought a banana to the party

WHAT DO ALL OF THESE HAVE IN COMMON? Why, rules of course:

  • Reblob as many times as you want idgaf
  • Likes don’t count DUH HAVE YOU DONE A GIVEAWAY BEFORE
  • You don’t have to be following me because you will probs unfollow afterwards, but it would be cool if you at least stopped by
  • No giveaway blogs, I mean jesus too much free stuff for paris hilton over here

I will be using a random number generator to figure out the three winners. MAKE SURE YOUR ASK BOX IS OPEN SO THAT I CAN TELL YOU THAT YOU’VE WON. If you win, it will be a surprise which one you get ohohoho

DISCLAIMER: The Avengers and HP box sets will of course be pre-ordered, so it may be quite a while until you receive your winnings. On the other hand, whomever gets the Doctor Who set can liveblog it to make you both super jelly and impatient.

Oh, also:

*~DeAdLiNe*~ The deadline is September 1st to mark the beginning of Hogwarts’ term.

(Source: straightdating)


“My bond is with the people, and I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. If there’s one thing I’ve proven it’s that you can count on me to pleasure myself”.

“My bond is with the people, and I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. If there’s one thing I’ve proven it’s that you can count on me to pleasure myself”.

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Pandora's Box: The entire idea of "free birth control" is disgusting.

fuckyeahsexeducation:

raging-liberal-hard-on:

atheistrepublican:

communismkills:

Birth control is eugenics.

If you want to have sex pay for your own damn birth control.

Hi! I noticed that you assume that all people go on birth control to just to have sex. While that…

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did-you-kno:

Source

Actually, the article itself states that despite the fact that these are very similar to Xbox 360 controllers, they are not Microsoft nor are they compatible with the Xbox console. The controllers are developed by Lockheed Martin, a defense company contracted by the military.

did-you-kno:

Source

Actually, the article itself states that despite the fact that these are very similar to Xbox 360 controllers, they are not Microsoft nor are they compatible with the Xbox console. The controllers are developed by Lockheed Martin, a defense company contracted by the military.

(via did-you-kno)

wholetthedorkin:

They’re so family it hurts.


Where is this from?

wholetthedorkin:

They’re so family it hurts.

Where is this from?

(via starwarsandmaskedvigilantes)

(Source: lindcherry, via chrisleben)

jiji-is-a-bunny:

thewubiscaroline:

lostlobo:

assgod:

j3sustits:

-everysecond:

distinctmemory:

clavid:

PARKOUR PARKOUR

omg what is this animal

OMFG

the black oNE IM ALUGHIGN SO AHRD

that poor black one got knocked down TWICE

racist ass goat

CUTIES

aaaawww poor little bby black sheep D: i wanna cuddle it. that little goat is an asshole. and possibly on crack. xD

(Source: videohall, via anchorsandmoons)

hideous-attraction:

kaylainvincible:

wove:

IT JUST KNOCKS THE OTHER ONES OVER IM LAUGHING SO HARD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I described this whole video to Kasey. It was glorious. 

(Source: videohall)

oulja:

Soldiers leaning out of train windows to kiss their girls goodbye before they left for the war.

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Here, I reblog the things that catch my eyes.